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Five Beer Tips When Attending a Mariners Game

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People enjoy ballgames differently.

Some love the wave. Sigh. It’s true. Some really love the wave. Others like the hydros, the hat trick, the green grass, the actual game or beer. Some — hey there, look at me — really like the beer.

And not even the actual beer. I’m something of a snob when it comes to my brewskies. But beer is awesome and so is baseball. Mix the two and you’ve got a pleasant evening.

Here are five ways to ensure your beer enjoyment at Safeco Field is maximized.

1. Happy Hour
From when the gates open until one hour before first pitch — typically a one hour window — beers are only $5 at the food stands in The Pen. Double fist if you have to.

2. Pace Yourself
It’s all about the quantity over the quality. See this guy:

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This dude doesn’t care if his brew is cold or even if he’s awake. WHOO! BEER! FUN!

I’d caution you against this. The game hasn’t even started yet. Pace yourself, enjoy the beer and enjoy the game that is still an hour and a half from starting. Amateur.

3. Don’t Insulate
You’ll see people stacking their beer cups as they go. Now, at a certain point, the coldness of your beer is unimportant to some folks.

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Stacking as you go is a bad idea. Science has shown* that accumulating large quantities of corn-based biodegradable cups creates an insulation effect that will warm your beer 27% faster than a single cup.

This may not seem like a lot. But it is. You’ll be chatting and being all social. Forgetting to drink your beer, you’ll go from cold sip to hot sip. That sucks.

4. Find the Good Stuff
Hmm. Good luck.

5. Avoid the Center Field Landing
Want your beer to taste like Axe Body Spray? Enjoy a touch of broski with your brewskie? Enjoy the company of people who prefer to have their back to the field while macking on chicks instead of watching, you know, the game?

Then go here. Otherwise: Don’t.

*No, no it hasn’t. But still.


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